“Smart operations” may sound futuristic, but let’s be real—it’s corporate code for “we bought some drones and hope they solve our problems.” According to Forbes and Deloitte, energy and chemical companies are racing to be the “low-cost provider” by throwing AI, drones, and buzzwords into boardrooms faster than you can say “structured approach.” But is this innovation—or just a drone delivering hot air? We flapped through the jargon to bring you the funniest truths behind the very serious world of “smart operations.”
FACTS
The Article: A Forbes–Deloitte collaboration urges companies to adopt “smart operations” in the energy and chemicals sector.
The Goal: Become the low-cost provider by leveraging AI, drones, and data-driven efficiency.
The Warning: Don’t make “rash, siloed decisions”—aka, don’t just buy a drone and call it innovation.
The Framework: A “Facility of the Future (FoF)” model outlines five elements for structured adoption.
The Catch: Technology won’t save anyone if humans can’t use it properly.
Are We Still Doing This?
If “structured approach” and “smart operations” sound like the horsemen of the snooze apocalypse, that’s because they are. Forbes tries to make efficiency sexy—but the only sparks flying are from confused employees rebooting PowerPoints at 2 a.m.
The Buzzwords Are All Here (And They Are Drones)
The article pushes its Facility of the Future (FoF) Framework, which we assume covers these five crucial points:
- How many drones do we own?
- Do the drones have cool lasers?
- Are the drones talking to the robots?
- Do humans know how to spell “AI”?
- Can we train a drone to bring us coffee?
This groundbreaking insight essentially boils down to: tech is useless if Kevin from accounting keeps unplugging the Wi-Fi.
IT + OT = Expensive Therapy Session
Forbes insists the key is merging Information Technology (IT) and Operational Technology (OT). Translation: two computers that hate each other now need couples therapy. Expect millions in consulting fees and a lot of awkward silences.
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FAQs About Smart Operations
What are smart operations?
Corporate jargon for “we bought AI and drones, but Kevin still runs Excel on Windows 95.”
Why is a structured approach important?
Because without it, executives just buy drones that end up filming TikToks instead of fixing factories.
What industries use smart operations?
Energy, chemicals, manufacturing—basically anyone who thinks “Facility of the Future” sounds cooler than “we need fewer mistakes.”
Do drones actually help?
Yes… if they’re delivering coffee. Otherwise, they mostly look cool in PowerPoint slides.
What’s the biggest barrier?
Humans. Specifically Kevin. Always Kevin.
Conclusion: The Very Unstructured Verdict
At the end of the day, smart operations aren’t about drones, AI, or shiny frameworks—they’re about convincing people to change. Until Kevin stops pressing the wrong button, “structured approaches” will just mean structured chaos. The next time you hear “Facility of the Future,” ask yourself: is that the future we actually want—or just another buzzword drone flying in circles?
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