Tech keeps inventing solutions for problems nobody has, and the KeyGo keyboard with a screen might be the crown jewel. It’s flashy, confusing, and oddly hilarious — the kind of gadget that makes you wonder if innovation has gone too far.
The Laptop and Keyboard’s Weird Baby
Just when you thought tech couldn’t get any more confused, Yanko Design shows up with KeyGo — a keyboard with a screen slapped on top. Imagine a laptop that got drunk, lost half its organs, and woke up looking like a neon gaming accessory.
The Fatal Flaw Nobody Asked For
The KeyGo comes loaded with:
- RGB lighting (because if it doesn’t glow, is it even real tech?)
- A single USB-C connection
- A 1920×720 touchscreen for crisp spreadsheets
💸 Price tag? $538 (or $249 if you’re an “early backer” who enjoys disappointment).
🚨 BUT here’s the kicker: It has no battery.
Yep. The “portable extended display” is permanently chained to an outlet. Take it to a coffee shop? You’ll become the local hazard, tripping strangers with your power cord while hunting for wall sockets.
The Final, Absurd Verdict
The KeyGo keyboard-screen hybrid is a monument to modern excess. It’s a glowing gadget that promises portability but delivers dependency. A true “go nowhere, do anything” device.
It’s like inventing:
- A flashlight with no bulb
- A coffee mug with a hole in the bottom
- Or better yet, a treadmill that only works downhill
Still, we salute the audacity. Sometimes progress means going backward with extra LEDs. Bravo, Yanko Design. Bravo.
Source: TechRadar
Flappy FAQs
Q: What is the KeyGo keyboard-screen hybrid?
A: It’s a mechanical keyboard with a 12.8-inch touchscreen monitor attached. Think laptop-lite, but without the laptop part.
Q: How much does the KeyGo cost?
A: $538 retail, or $249 for early backers willing to risk regret.
Q: Does the KeyGo have a battery?
A: Nope. This “portable” gadget must stay plugged in 24/7.
Q: Who is it for?
A: People who want their gadgets glowing, expensive, and slightly less useful than the thing they replace.
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